So Stoners bike was stolen out of his car last night/this morning.
Douchers broke the rear window and took JUST his bike...which is beat as hell.
If anyone see's some kid ridin a prestine Casselbery Red Deluxe setup around, probably with the bars all chicago'd out and some pegs on the back by now, just go ahead and shoot them dead in the street.
You can tell the cops that the717family sent you. they'll understand.
In other news, we'll have Tshirts comin out really soon. The design is pretty rad, so be sure to check back and we'll post the design before the shirts are printed to raise some hype!
They'll definatly be ready by the jam in all sorts of PA type colors.
DO NOT SHOOT THEM DEAD!!!!
ReplyDeleteBring them to me so that I can put them thru a long torturous process...finger nail removal, teeth pulling, etc...
Thank god for insurance and good friends that work in the bike industry.
Buy another one you rich mutha fucka!