Noids infest Cleveland

What happened in Cleveland will probably make its way back to Lancaster, so i'll just tell you the juicy details. Hopefully kimmle will e-mail me the pics and i'll post em tom.

Friday night Ryan and I were driving to the bike shop and decided to go with kimmle to Cleveland to ride this ray's park. So we called the little turd Benjamin Button with no job, no GED and of course he was down. Those are the chanracters. The word Noid was invented that night and got used the whole trip. everything was a noid and ben used it like crazy.

Arrived at justin's house at like 12 am with Ben and Ryan. Kimmle was soooo stoned when we got to his house. We had to wait on him outside his house for like an hour to come back from wherever the circle was taking place. On top of that, he was wasted. Ryan was drinking on the car ride there too. We watched the new Shola vid and partied a little. The shola movie sucks. I was mad stoked to check it, but not even worth it. Go to bed at like 3am suppose to get up at 9 am.

Ryan and I are up at 9, wake up ben, wait on kimmle till 10 30 to leave. Slowest person EVER.

Take the Blazer 6 hours, drive through a snow storm, sleep, look at dans. A lot of farting went down on this trip. Kimmle blasted the pip the whole way.

They say you don't know people till you travel with them. Well I knew my friends, and I think you know them, it is just the bad qualities they poses shine like a diamond when you are on the road. hahaha

Get to rays at 4, we have to pay cause the boss is there watchin over the dude that is suppose to get us in for free, furthermore claiming that you have to have brakes to shred. so the wild card and GED go to chenga. Kimmle and I shred rays. the rythem room is the best!!! kinda like huge trails. It took me some time to get the lines down and the hip but once i got it, i dialed her in with some trail style like whoooaaa!! kimmle was shreddin it too. Busted some one footo euros . Got to shred with mark p from pitt, his brother, brian katchunkski (haha) and probably some other pros, i'm kinda out of the bmx loop. Ryan and ben came back, the wildcard blew his ank apart.

Best part of the trip was the after party with the two girls from texas at the bar she worked at. The slogan of the bar was, "more than just a quickie" !!!!!!!!!!!!! We got free drinks most of the night. Justin got sooooooooo loose. couldn't even hit the pool balls. Told the bar tender he wanted to take her panties, she told him he could, then he said he would smell them and stick them in his pocket hahahaha. ryan was gettin crazy, he made friends with everyone, ordered (3) 22oz beers at once for himself. it was kareoke night and everyone in the bar was gettin super loose and beltin out lyrics from dre to country stuff. The bros there were sick too. no attitudes. The owner loved us, thought we were the coolest. Ryan told him we was the baddest muther over a million times.

Thanks for the texas girls for lettin us crash at the house and hookin us up with free drinks. We owe you guys.

Justin and ryan were too drunk to get out of the car when we got to their house, so they woke up at 6 in the morning screaming at each other trying to figure out where they were, and it was below freezing and ryan was in a t shirt. that was the most memorable part.

Sunday, everyone except me was too hung over to shred, so we went to lake erie, west of cleveland. wildcard and i tested out the water, built a sand castle, made a keystone with the 717 family in it. took a million pics.

drove home, farted, saw all these pitt fans at the truck stop. the cute girl told me they won. football blows.

Thanks to ryan, for lettin us destroy the blaze, lindsay and trish for hosting us, GPS for gettin us there and back, big thanks to the more than just a quickie bar, and the bros that i spent 3 days with and still love even though i know all the things that make them suck now.

pics soon. watch out for the noid infestation of TEXAS in FEB.

ben- give me the wheel

ryan-give me my pocket knife back

kimmle- give me my v card back

NOID